Rule #2: Never Join a Christmas Dating Show

People are always surprised I’m single, but it’s never bothered me. As a pro hockey player, I’d rather spend nights off watching Sebastian Archer host dating shows than hang out at grimy sports bars to flirt with puck bunnies.
But when my teammates sign me up as the leading man on Seeking Mr. Right: Christmas Edition, my quiet life disappears. Instead of cozy nights in, I’m parading around Boston on festive dates with gorgeous women I’m supposed to be falling for.
The only problem? The person I can’t stop thinking about is the show's jock-despising, way too attractive host whom I sort of, kind of know.
I’m supposed to find a wife. We’re being watched by millions of people, including my team’s management.
And I’m straight. Obviously.
Probably.
Maybe not.

Tropes: Christmas romance · dating show · bully's brother · bi awakening · grumpy/sunshine · forced proximity · slow burn · reality TV · holiday romance · idiots to lovers  · himbo hero

What readers are saying:

"The slow-burn tension, the holiday magic, and the protagonist's journey of self-discovery had me hooked from start to finish. I loved the blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and festive vibes — it's the perfect winter read." — Emma Collins, Goodreads, 5 stars

"This one made me laugh so much! I love books that make me giggle." — Amanda, Goodreads, 5 stars

"This is a sweet and fun holiday romance... Their chemistry is undeniable, and watching their feelings grow is heart-melting. Luke's cluelessness about his own emotions is adorable, while Sebastian's slow realization that he can't resist Luke makes their dynamic even sweeter." — Veronica, Goodreads, 4 stars

"This book made me laugh so many times. Some of the things Luke said just came out of nowhere and I just couldn't help but laugh." — Ava, Goodreads, 5 stars

Series Info

Book 2 in the Hockey Rules series. Every book is a standalone with a complete happily-ever-after. Based around the same Boston hockey team. Also available in Kindle Unlimited and for purchase on Amazon.

Reading Order

• Rule #0.5: Never Crush on the Captain (prequel novella — free with newsletter signup)
• Rule #1: Never Accidentally Marry Your Teammate
• Rule #2: Never Join a Christmas Dating Show← you are here
• Rule #3: Never Fake Marry the Coach's Son
• Rule #4: Never Get Stranded with a Sports Reporter
• Rule #5: Never Coparent with Your Rival
• Rule #6: Never Announce You're Dating the Massage Therapist

Content Notes

MM romance · Explicit/open door (steam level: 🔥🔥) · Low angst · No cheating · slow burn

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Where to Read

Available on Kindle Unlimited, Kindle, and in paperback.

About Portia Blake

Portia writes MM hockey romances about men who make life decisions most people manage to avoid--accidental marriages, fake relationships, coparenting with rivals--then become love-obsessed maniacs. She lives within walking distance of a hockey arena, where she absolutely does not stalk the players. Obviously.