{"product_id":"rule-2-never-join-a-christmas-dating-show","title":"Rule #2: Never Join a Christmas Dating Show","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople are always surprised I’m single, but it’s never bothered me. As a pro hockey player, I’d rather spend nights off watching Sebastian Archer host dating shows than hang out at grimy sports bars to flirt with puck bunnies.\u003cbr\u003eBut when my teammates sign me up as the leading man on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eSeeking Mr. Right: Christmas Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, my quiet life disappears. Instead of cozy nights in, I’m parading around Boston on festive dates with gorgeous women I’m supposed to be falling for.\u003cbr\u003eThe only problem? The person I can’t stop thinking about is the show's jock-despising, way too attractive host whom I sort of, kind of know.\u003cbr\u003eI’m supposed to find a wife. We’re being watched by millions of people, including my team’s management.\u003cbr\u003eAnd I’m straight. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003eProbably.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTropes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas romance · dating show · bully's brother · bi awakening · grumpy\/sunshine · forced proximity · slow burn · \u003cspan\u003ereality TV · holiday romance · idiots to lovers  · himbo hero\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat readers are saying:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"The slow-burn tension, the holiday magic, and the protagonist's journey of self-discovery had me hooked from start to finish. I loved the blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and festive vibes — it's the perfect winter read.\" — Emma Collins, Goodreads, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"\u003cspan\u003eThis one made me laugh so much! I love books that make me giggle.\u003c\/span\u003e\" — Amanda, Goodreads, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"This is a sweet and fun holiday romance... T\u003cspan\u003eheir chemistry is undeniable, and watching their feelings grow is heart-melting. L\u003c\/span\u003euke's cluelessness about his own emotions is adorable, while Sebastian's slow realization that he can't resist Luke makes their dynamic even sweeter.\" — Veronica, Goodreads, 4 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"This book made me laugh so many times. Some of the things Luke said just came out of nowhere and I just couldn't help but laugh.\" — Ava, Goodreads, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries Info\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBook 2 in the \u003cem\u003eHockey Rules\u003c\/em\u003e series. Every book is a standalone with a complete happily-ever-after. Based around the same Boston hockey team. Also available in Kindle Unlimited and for purchase on Amazon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReading Order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #0.5: Never Crush on the Captain (prequel novella — free with newsletter signup)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #1: Never Accidentally Marry Your Teammate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRule #2: Never Join a Christmas Dating Show←\u003c\/strong\u003e you are here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #3: Never Fake Marry the Coach's Son\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #4: Never Get Stranded with a Sports Reporter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #5: Never Coparent with Your Rival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRule #6: Never Announce You're Dating the Massage Therapist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMM romance · Explicit\/open door (steam level: 🔥🔥) · Low angst · No cheating · slow burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf You Love These Authors, You'll Love This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eRachel Reid · Sarina Bowen · Elle Kennedy · Eden Finley · Saxon James\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere to Read\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable on Kindle Unlimited, Kindle, and in paperback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Portia Blake\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePortia writes MM hockey romances about men who make life decisions most people manage to avoid--accidental marriages, fake relationships, coparenting with rivals--then become love-obsessed maniacs. 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